shesarejector:

In a study of 2000 American adults, 12 percent confessed to watching ahead on TV shows they were supposed to save to watch with their partners. Ten percent admitted to being the victim of Netflix adultery, which means either 2 percent are blissfully unaware of their partners’ indiscretions, or the cheaters are hitting multiple victims.

Netflix adultery? Extremist much? Here I was wondering how someone could commit adultery via Netflix. Psh. 

streeter:

I think my life will end in some sort of scenario like this. 

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thepurpleinyou:

i aM FUCKING DYING OVER HERE

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inothernews:

• This is, of course, what happens when you bring a sonic screwdriver to a lightsaber fight.
• Or vice-versa.

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Nature.

blameaspartame:

obama’s america

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theclearlydope:

WORTH IT!

A New Hampshire man spent his $2600 life savings on a carnival game, and all he has to show for it is a giant stuffed banana with dreadlocks.

(Source: uproxx, via bestnatesmithever)

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mediaite:

Michele Bachmann tries, fails to quote Shakespeare on the House floor.

(via brooklynmutt)

(Source: storyofman)