&nbsp&nbsp &nbsp &nbsp &nbsp &nbsp &nbsp var _gaq = _gaq || []; _gaq.push(['_setAccount', 'UA-19747139-2']); _gaq.push(['_trackPageview']); (function() { var ga = document.createElement('script'); ga.type = 'text/javascript'; ga.async = true; ga.src = ('https:' == document.location.protocol ? 'https://ssl' : 'http://www') + '.google-analytics.com/ga.js'; var s = document.getElementsByTagName('script')[0]; s.parentNode.insertBefore(ga, s); })(); Tumblr (3.0; @ryanjensen)http://ryanjensen.tumblr.com/<a href="http://nymag.com/thecut/2013/05/netflix-adultery-afflicts-half-of-relationships.html">Netflix Adultery Afflicts Half of Relationships, Says Netflix</a>: <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://shesarejector.tumblr.com/post/50667708338/netflix-adultery-afflicts-half-of-relationships-says">shesarejector</a>:</p> <blockquote> <blockquote> <p><span>In a study of 2000 American adults, 12 percent confessed to watching ahead on TV shows they were supposed to save to watch with their partners. Ten percent admitted to being the victim of Netflix adultery, which means either 2 percent are blissfully unaware of their partners’ indiscretions, or the cheaters are hitting multiple victims.</span></p> </blockquote> <p><span>Netflix adultery? Extremist much? Here I was wondering how someone could commit adultery via Netflix. Psh. </span></p> </blockquote>http://ryanjensen.tumblr.com/post/50669556042http://ryanjensen.tumblr.com/post/50669556042Fri, 17 May 2013 12:41:54 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/593a89299e2c92d81420f35de44b6677/tumblr_mmyipcHHyz1qz7tcio1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://www.streeterseidell.com/post/50667741166/i-think-my-life-will-end-in-some-sort-of-scenario">streeter</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>I think my life will end in some sort of scenario like this. </p> </blockquote>http://ryanjensen.tumblr.com/post/50669223200http://ryanjensen.tumblr.com/post/50669223200Fri, 17 May 2013 12:36:39 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/26bb111e61a314633a31f5cbf18a5311/tumblr_mmxbb6NmXt1r86dc2o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thepurpleinyou.tumblr.com/post/50628886411/i-am-fucking-dying-over-here">thepurpleinyou</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://hsrd.yahoo.com/_ylt=AqXUJy2krcrJ5VBNXz8EG0CbvZx4;_ylc=X3oDMTYxbGltaXFuBF9TAzIwMjM1MzgwNzUEYQMxMzA1MTYgbmV3cyBnYXphIGtmYyB0dW5uZWwgdARjY29kZQNuZXdfcGhhc2UxBGNwb3MDMjEEZWQDMQRnA2lkLTMyNzExMjcEaW50bAN1cwRpdGMDMARsdHh0A0tGQ3NtdWdnbGVkaW50b0dhemEEcGtndgM4BHBvcwMwBHNlYwN0ZC1mZWEEc2xrA3RodW1ibGluawR0YXIDbmV3cy55YWhvby5jb20EdGVzdAM2MjI-/RV=1/RE=1369971161/RH=aHNyZC55YWhvby5jb20-/RO=2/RU=aHR0cDovL25ld3MueWFob28uY29tL2tmYy1zbXVnZ2xlcnMtYnJpbmctYnVja2V0cy1jaGlja2VuLWdhemEtdHVubmVscy0xNjIzNDc5MDcuaHRtbA--/RS=%5EADAsFMrdnsdKApx5sJt10SS4ZnwvVk-">i aM FUCKING DYING OVER HERE</a></p> </blockquote>http://ryanjensen.tumblr.com/post/50656865826http://ryanjensen.tumblr.com/post/50656865826Fri, 17 May 2013 08:49:17 -0700<a href="http://mashable.com/2013/05/16/star-wars-doctor-who-dispute/">MASHABLE: "Police were called to calm Star Wars and Doctor Who fans at a science fiction convention in Norwich, UK, after the two groups got into a heated argument, the BBC reports."</a>: <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://inothernews.tumblr.com/post/50577373256/mashable-police-were-called-to-calm-star-wars-and">inothernews</a>:</p> <blockquote> <ul><li>This is, of course, what happens when you bring a sonic screwdriver to a lightsaber fight.</li> <li>Or vice-versa.</li> </ul></blockquote> <p></p>http://ryanjensen.tumblr.com/post/50624898283http://ryanjensen.tumblr.com/post/50624898283Thu, 16 May 2013 19:41:00 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/05fd6280820ce932f8d545462ee88b77/tumblr_mmvf60lKu61qbc5qvo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p>Nature.</p>http://ryanjensen.tumblr.com/post/50550670255http://ryanjensen.tumblr.com/post/50550670255Wed, 15 May 2013 20:03:36 -0700gifthe simpsonsnature<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/864fc80e4fd0aecc085d071091fc701e/tumblr_mmr95adqou1qb01n4o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://blameaspartame.tumblr.com/post/50365841208" class="tumblr_blog">blameaspartame</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>obama’s america</p></blockquote>http://ryanjensen.tumblr.com/post/50367855044http://ryanjensen.tumblr.com/post/50367855044Mon, 13 May 2013 14:29:29 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/a8a3caf7e3344d85b8a658c1e95f1243/tumblr_mmjrqgXmQW1qbc5qvo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://ryanjensen.tumblr.com/post/50031326137http://ryanjensen.tumblr.com/post/50031326137Thu, 09 May 2013 13:03:52 -0700catsaspergers<a href="http://bit.ly/10vnlWL">In which Mitch McConnell starts a tumblr encouraging people to submit photos of themselves drinking alone, in order to win a drink with him</a>http://ryanjensen.tumblr.com/post/49524498537http://ryanjensen.tumblr.com/post/49524498537Fri, 03 May 2013 11:06:00 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/8320f4d9f6a6ccb2b5a6e87cbaa16d60/tumblr_mm5ujmbtqf1qfnsruo1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/1b1d3f5aeb1334a58be5ac1d8e41b6b7/tumblr_mm5ujmbtqf1qfnsruo2_500.png"/><br/> <br/>http://ryanjensen.tumblr.com/post/49466886187http://ryanjensen.tumblr.com/post/49466886187Thu, 02 May 2013 15:41:23 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/7c193c1f7e2aa3b8f8bf9aca614f38ca/tumblr_mm6xucpGIj1qbc5qvo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://ryanjensen.tumblr.com/post/49462918708http://ryanjensen.tumblr.com/post/49462918708Thu, 02 May 2013 14:47:00 -0700gifThe Simpsonsschoolfood<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/9e7a4e004b63e65e627e6601abdff206/tumblr_mm31b50LGQ1qbc5qvo1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://ryanjensen.tumblr.com/post/49273921343http://ryanjensen.tumblr.com/post/49273921343Tue, 30 Apr 2013 12:11:29 -0700Morrisseyscience<a href="http://www.uproxx.com/tv/2013/04/man-loses-life-savings-on-carnival-game-wins-giant-stuffed-banana-with-dreadlocks/">Man Loses Life Savings On Carnival Game, Wins Giant Stuffed Banana With Dreadlocks</a>: <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://theclearlydope.tumblr.com/post/49257746350/man-loses-life-savings-on-carnival-game-wins-giant">theclearlydope</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>WORTH IT!</p> <blockquote class="link_og_blockquote"> <div>A New Hampshire man spent his $2600 life savings on a carnival game, and all he has to show for it is a giant stuffed banana with dreadlocks.</div> </blockquote> </blockquote>http://ryanjensen.tumblr.com/post/49262336292http://ryanjensen.tumblr.com/post/49262336292Tue, 30 Apr 2013 08:37:55 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ffe8ef9786628f467f235ac01b9f24cb/tumblr_mltm299Z5D1qznf4yo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://ryanjensen.tumblr.com/post/48945174767http://ryanjensen.tumblr.com/post/48945174767Fri, 26 Apr 2013 12:19:17 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/89ff4fb18daed0637157c1cb344725cf/tumblr_mlvlkhFoEo1qzlc1ro1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://mediaite.tumblr.com/post/48943311485/michele-bachmann-tries-fails-to-quote-shakespeare">mediaite</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><strong>Michele Bachmann</strong> <a href="http://www.mediaite.com/tv/michele-bachmann-tries-fails-to-quote-shakespeare-during-house-debate-%E2%80%98thou-protestest-too-much%E2%80%99/">tries, fails to quote Shakespeare on the House floor</a>.</p> </blockquote>http://ryanjensen.tumblr.com/post/48944602534http://ryanjensen.tumblr.com/post/48944602534Fri, 26 Apr 2013 12:09:58 -0700<a href="http://www.wlfi.com/dpp/news/crime/man-charged-after-cashier-is-hugged-against-her-will">Man charged after cashier is hugged against her will</a>http://ryanjensen.tumblr.com/post/48210561783http://ryanjensen.tumblr.com/post/48210561783Wed, 17 Apr 2013 10:58:18 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/4e8bbe65dcf19420e1539f6cf959d5ee/tumblr_mkekvc3QFi1qz9ytpo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://afternoonsnoozebutton.com/post/48131346184/this-is-a-thing-that-happened">afternoonsnoozebutton</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>this is a thing that happened</p> </blockquote>http://ryanjensen.tumblr.com/post/48142173442http://ryanjensen.tumblr.com/post/48142173442Tue, 16 Apr 2013 13:37:10 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/b1e800511715499fd644249b98f5f1ba/tumblr_ml951qR5oE1r3kmkso1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thisistheverge.tumblr.com/post/48042135173/its-nice-that-flux-and-logan-bring-music-videos">thisistheverge</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://www.itsnicethat.com/articles/flux-spectacle-museum-of-moving-image?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed:%20itsnicethat/SlXC%20(It's%20Nice%20That)"><em>It’s Nice That</em> : Flux and Logan bring music videos to life at the Museum of Moving Image</a></p> </blockquote>http://ryanjensen.tumblr.com/post/48049898530http://ryanjensen.tumblr.com/post/48049898530Mon, 15 Apr 2013 10:15:05 -0700<iframe src="//www.tumblr.com/video/ryanjensen/48034405894/400" id="tumblr_video_iframe_48034405894" class="tumblr_video_iframe" width="400" height="267" style="display:block;background-color:transparent;overflow:hidden;" allowTransparency="true" frameborder="0" scrolling="no" webkitAllowFullScreen mozallowfullscreen allowFullScreen></iframe><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://kingjaffejoffer.tumblr.com/post/47976392498/louis-ck-of-course-but-maybe">kingjaffejoffer</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><strong>Louis CK - Of Course…. <em>but maybe</em></strong></p> </blockquote>http://ryanjensen.tumblr.com/post/48034405894http://ryanjensen.tumblr.com/post/48034405894Mon, 15 Apr 2013 04:28:05 -0700<iframe width="400" height="299" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/nkAA7F4rsLc?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://winstonwolfe.tumblr.com/post/47718039182/a-reporter-recites-lyrics-from-jay-zs-open">winstonwolfe</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>A reporter recites lyrics from Jay-Z’s <em>Open Letter</em>, then asks Jay Carney to comment on them during today’s White House press briefing.</p> </blockquote>http://ryanjensen.tumblr.com/post/47719905743http://ryanjensen.tumblr.com/post/47719905743Thu, 11 Apr 2013 12:54:16 -0700“Obama is not Satan, okay? Satan was able to make a deal with Congress.”<br/><br/> - <em><a href="http://Obama%20is%20not%20Satan,%20okay?%20Satan%20was%20able%20to%20make%20a%20deal%20with%20Congress.">Jeff Ross</a></em>http://ryanjensen.tumblr.com/post/47661400339http://ryanjensen.tumblr.com/post/47661400339Wed, 10 Apr 2013 17:36:51 -0700Jeff RossObamaJeselnik Offensive